DETROIT – (Satire News) – The manufacturer of the Donald Trump Designer MAGA Toupee is extremely disappointed as the Trumptard’s wig is a great big flop. The company that produced the wig, called Wigs-Be-Us, from Detroit stated that the orange-col…
The already charged political debate in America became electrified yesterday when President Obama was asked what he thought about GOP front runner Donald Trump and said "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey". GOP activists reac...
Donald Trump's toupee has insisted in a recent press conference that Donald Trump is, in fact, a real person. 'Many people seem to think he's a comedy character or even a figment of their imagination' said the toupee, 'but he's actually real and...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump recently stated at one of his board of directors meetings in the Trump Tower that the Polar Vortex is nothing to sneeze at. He remarked that he is placing total blame for the dreaded PV on Al Gore. Trump stated that...
LAS VEGAS - According to a close friend who did not want his name revealed, Alec Baldwin flew into Las Vegas to see about purchasing a brand new toupee. Baldwin who adamantly denies that he wears a hair piece has said that he cannot help it if his...
NEW YORK CITY - Jon Stewart has finally fired back at Donald Trump for making another one of his off-the-wall comments that make him look like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin brother. Stewart, who can play hardball with the best of 'em, sa...
MANHATTAN - Well, well, well, it appears that billionaire talking head Donald Trump can certainly dish it out, but he definitely cannot take it. The entertainment news agency iRumors is reporting that the man with the hairdo from hell is extremely...
HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head. "I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while s...
AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry was in his campaign bus heading up towards Dallas on his Good Old Boy Bus Tour while listening to some music by that little old band from Texas, ZZ Top. Perry was accompanied on the tour by Pico de Gallo, a reporter wi...
President Bacack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts. "I showed everyone my...
Former movie star Nicolas Cage 's big public fight with his wife centered on his hairpiece, Police in New Orleans say. Cage is free on bond after being arrested for domestic abuse, battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. Police sou...
Tennis fans the world over are shocked by Agassi's revelation that he wore a toupee during some of his matches. Understanding the interest in this topic, a vigilant Spoof reporter got onto the story immediately, getting the first scoop on what Agass...
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