LONDON, ENGLAND - The damning economic report issued today revealed the lowest GDP growth figures in British history, effectively rendering Britain a third world country. Economists, politicians and self-proclaimed "experts" from down the pub wer...
China - A letter addressed to TheSpoof.com from Steve Jobs was opened and published below this morning. Marked to be opened upon the event of my demise, the letter was opened in our news department and solemnly committed to print. To my managers and board of directors. It is time to move our manufacturing back to the United States. By the time you read this, the United States will be struggl...
Dr. Isaac Myakovsky's book on "Government Charities and their Agencies" has been banned from publication by a rare PII (Public Interest Immunity) order that has only been used twice in the last ten years, first to protect J.K. Rowling from adverse cr...
Craggy Island Parish Hall: Very little happens in Craggy Island Parish to be reported internationally, but in this series of news reports we examine the impact that the Popes visit to the United Kingdom is having on some of the far flung outposts of Britains former colonies and Empire. At Craggy Island Parish Hall, to coincide with the Popes first day in Britain, a 'special' spiritual ecumenic...
Craggy Island parish, west coast of Ireland: Very little happens in Craggy Island Parish to be reported, but in this news article news followers need to know what impact the Popes visit is having on some of the far flung outposts of Britain's former colonies and Empire. Father Ted has been reading the latest news in the local Parish News to Father Dougal about the Pope's visit to Britain. Fa...
ROME: On the eve of the Popatus' visit to Britain, senior papal advisers seem to be suffering from an acute case of "foot-in-the-mouth" disease. It's bad enough that Brit taxpayers are on the hook for 12 million pounds, so surely a little bit of sen...
The America Experiment is about to travel to a new frontier, a Third World economy and a Black President. Obama will lead the Country at a time of unbelievable crisis and conflict. Unstable economy, two Wars being fought and millions of refugees from Mexico. It was time for Change, change has come to America and now it needs the right man to lead it. As America joins the Third World, Oba...
The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided to follow the advice of African Anglican witch doctors in an effort to resolve the long standing conflict over sex in the Anglican Church. Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar claims to have had a revelation while att...
Scotland was officially declared a Third World country, by the United Nations, today in Geneva.
UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.
Chemical company Monsanto has recently been in the news for its genetically engineered seeds. These sterile seeds are forcing Third World farmers to purchase seed from Monsanto instead of the old-fashioned plant's ability to make their own seeds...
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