An animal rights organization has won a decision that might affect the way your turkey looks and tastes next year.
"For years we have been arguing with the turkey businesses about what they feed those turkeys. They can barely stand up, the breasts...
(Modelled after that brilliant proposal of a former era by Dr. Jonathan Swift.)
The Husbandry Bill having gone down in Flames in the House of Representatives because it apportioned too much nutrition to the poor of this Great Country, We, the Republican members of this August Body, do hereby put forth a
A Modest Proposal
For Preventing the Poor People
in the United States, from Being a...
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