'Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from reality, there were many girls and boys, and all the boys and girls were unhappy. And do you know why they were unhappy? Because their mommies and daddies had lost their jobs at digging holes in the ground and recycling air, and the few coins they'd saved up for feasting had been stolen by the wicked Baron Greenbank.
And some of their mommies and...
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