Putin is desperate for new weapons. The ones he has been using against Ukraine are fine, but they’re just not killing enough. And he can’t use nukes without ending all life on the planet, so he needs something that can … “ … kill but not devastate…
That’s right, Disney has given into Big Oil to create a new superhero named Oil Man! He will fight for the rights of oil producers to suck as much oil out of the ground, burn it up, and send smoke billowing into the ozone … for the good of all hum…
THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...
An army of hive minded killer robots have their work cut out for them as they plan to wipe humanity off the face of the earth. Early reports suggest that although they far outnumber any potential human resistance their chances of succeeding appear t...
SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19. For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...
CHICAGO - In a move that even caught the Las Vegas oddsmakers by surprise the DC Comics super hero The Green Lantern has just come out of the closet and announced that he is gay. One of the biggest Green Lantern fans in the nation, Bryton "Skippy"...
Today, after Action Comics announced that Superman will no longer be an American Citizen, their rival, Dysfunctional Comics announced the creation of two new American superheroes which they believe will be much more beneficial to today's American soc...
Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the...
News is reaching us from Gotham City that Mr Freeze pissed off with Batman who has caught him every time in the past is continuing his campaign to f-f-f-freeze the world. Batman And Robin both agree that they are at fault in not catching Mr Freez...
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