Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again!
"I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains."
Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...
"Everything seems to happen to me", stated some guy at the airport who was sitting chained to his seat and with a pair of handcuffs on. I had sat sown to wait the wife come into the airport from VChicago and I hadn't notice the guy except that there was another sitting across from him.
He looked like a security guard or an air marshall.
So I waved and politely told the man across from my tal...
In an 8 to 1 decision the US Supreme Court declared the strip searching of a 13 year old girl for Advil was illegal. The Only dissenter was Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who wants to see naked teenagers.
"I love looking at naked teens", T...
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