"Lighter note huh? You news people think the whole world is one big happy home don't you? Well, I deal day in and day out with dead people and cleaning them up, placing a cotton ball with alcohol up their wazzoo and draining them dry so what so humorous about that?"
After telling Mr. Clay we only were there to ask him and his staff..
"Did you say 'Stiff'?"
"No. I said staff. The people wh...
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