London - Mayor Boris Johnson is outraged at the increase in spork stabbings in London. "Spork stabbings are now up to one or two a day. While most incidents have resulted in multiple skin indentations it is only a matter of time before one of these a...
Metropolitan Police have issued an appeal for witnesses after yet another spork attack on an unsuspecting youth in central London.
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