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Funny story: Man Experienced The Sound Of Silence

Man Experienced The Sound Of Silence

A man who traipsed all the way to his brother-in-law's house, way out in the countryside, where very few people live, has told of how he became very bored very quickly, and withdrew to a field, where, at first hand, he encountered the sound of silenc...

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Funny story: The most horrible sound in the world.

The most horrible sound in the world.

British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices. "It was a surprising result.

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Funny story: Sound Definitions

Sound Definitions

Electoral Roll - Packed lunch at the polling station Egg Nog - Noggin The Nog's chicken keeper Crumhorn - Musical cream cake Profiterole - Actor's salary Omelette - Short meditation mantra Letter - Renter of rooms Yorkshire Pudding - Geoff Boycott Reg Varney - Manto's brother Rhode Island Red - New England communist Nudism - Dism updated Francophile - Spanish Civil Wa...

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Funny story: W. Virginia Man Finds Source of Noise

W. Virginia Man Finds Source of Noise

In an almost supernatural display of extraordinary patience, auditory precision, and hypnotic concentration, 59-year-old Walter Barnes Burden of Beaver, West Virginia interrupted his favorite radio program, "The Prairie Home Companion" in order to tr...

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Funny story: French Recording Has Satanic Message

French Recording Has Satanic Message

PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.

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Funny story: Bubble Wrap Popping can lead to Hearing Loss - Congress to make Bubble Wrap Laws

Bubble Wrap Popping can lead to Hearing Loss - Congress to make Bubble Wrap Laws

Yesterday, a group of scientist and researchers in Minot, North Dakota, released a statement saying that people who popped a great quantity of bubble wrap as child was 83.2546% more likely to have hearing loss as an adult.

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Funny story: Believe it or not!

Believe it or not!

This is something that happened sometime ago in my native village in the southern state of India. It may sound very uncanny, but it is true. Believe it or not this is exactly what happened and I have still not been able to come over it.

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Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

Woman held for subliminal harassment

(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Just when the original question of origin seemed like it would roll around the talented orifice of Ms Marlenya ad infinitum, the creature began to speak in a voice as soft as her floral petals but in a choral sound like fifty flowers speaking at once:...

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Funny story: Jack vs Makers The Long War

Jack vs Makers The Long War

Drip, drip, drip went the incessant sound that accompanied the seeping, sodden, matter leaking from Mr. Jack Daniels ceiling.

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Funny story: Spare the Rod, and Raising Cain

Spare the Rod, and Raising Cain

Teri Hatcher seems to be everywhere these days. The word that pro writers use, when they are trying to sound erudite, is ubiquitous. Tiresome lot, those writers.

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Funny story: Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...

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Funny story: Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Scientists at Hope University in Boston, Mass. released details today of a recent incident in one of their refraction labs.

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