An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend.
"This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out.
So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out.
"Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't...
Cardiff Magistrates Courts today heard how two clinically obese mingers 'with faces that would turn the milk sour' thought it might be a bit of a laugh to scare the living daylights out of their elderly female patients by waving a 'green goblin' glov...
Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
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