The so called amicable split earlier this year between what was deemed Hollywood's most solid marriage has taken a turn for the worse. Heidi Klum has revealed the depth of her anger as she turned on her soon to be ex-husband and launched a damagi...
Waiting, is it worth the wait? Seaton Carew, a man who lives locally, has appeared in the news several times after being forced to wait. He now is enduring the possibly second longest wait of his exsistence, the first longest wait may become apparent when the current wait has finished. Due to circumstances now beyond his control, but initially within his control before he lost control, Ca...
If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS. The Club the babies g...
(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton left the Pennsylvania primary campaign for the weekend to blow off a little steam in northern Canada. She took Chelsea and went on her annual baby seal hunt. She took the same nail-studded club she used for chasing B...
JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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