Here's what you gotta do:
1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine.
2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed.
And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...
Its some time back in the 80s at a university in Edinburgh and a young couple are in their final year about to go their separate ways. The bloke, played by Hugh Grant wakes up in the bedroom of the girl, played by 90s one hit wonder Haddaway the morning after one final bender in the student union.
Hugh Grant - Um, so what am I doing here?
Haddaway - What?
Hugh Grant - You know? What am I...
Famous Hollywood Director Woody Allen is shooting a new movie; this will be his first in the genre of pornography. He will both direct and star in the movie (and is also the producer and writer).
A page of the script, where Allen encounters his first prostitute, was accidentally left at a New York City lunch counter. A monologue from that script is printed below:
"How much do I have to pay...
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