Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...
The hard looks that First Lady Michelle Obama gave to the lady next to her husband while they attended the Mandela Memorial spoke for itself. This First Lady will stand for no nonsense. Later in the evening, the same Obama admirer (who was tryi...
June Reynolds of Townsend, Tennessee was hauled away by police still screaming this morning because she had apparently tried over 100 times to get through to someone who would help her sign up for Obamacare. "That's the third one we have had to ar...
The perfect applelet for the loan woman, or the student separated from their friends in a far away city has finally been released after several months in development. MyWay have released iScream to much fanfare. "I am in awe of this app," said...
SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
Terror in the UK last night as Skoob Entertainment News showbiz supremo Buffty Ginslinger was spending a quiet night in when he happened upon a live feed of Neve Campbell, the famous Hollywood acting person, being stalked and menaced by a man wearing...
Emergency Rooms are treating a brand new ailment-one they have temporarily dubbed "Town Hall Throat" - a painful condition brought on by the crescendo of choreographed Town Hall screaming by opponents of health care reform. "Our ER admissions fo...
Stunning film actress Maria Sharapova's latest film 'The Scream' opened in cinemas in London today, and was met with mixed reviews from audiences and critics alike. The movie is a horror story set in a ruined castle in Wimbledon, where the tall an...
Houston TX-- NASA spokesman Dr. Karl Saygun announced at a joint news conference that Outer Space is filled with the sounds of human screaming. The news came a few weeks after NASA said space "smelled like burning steak." Dr. Saygun was grim fac...
High-flying satelites have recorded a most horrible scream, coming not from ET's but from our own Earth. The screeches are produced when the solar wind hits the magnetic field in the upper atmoshpere, just as the aurora are. But what is our home...
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