Arsenal's new signing Lukas Podolski has urged striker Robin van Persie to stay at the club after the Dutchman said he will not be signing a new Gunners contract. "Please don't go, please don't go, Rob I love you so, and I want you know" ... Kilmarnock manager Kenny Shiel has had to give up on re-signing his midfielder son, Dean, saying he does not have the money to bring in any additional pl...
A top sports pundit has told the BBC and Sky to shut up about Glasgow Celtic and the Scottish FA Cup. "It's hilarious, isn't it" laughed EIF News & Features sport editor Thelonious Adidas, after watching the BBC's Football Focus today. "The...
Glasgow Celtic and Rangers have requested to be part of the Premier League next season, but such a move would mean two teams disallowed from promotion from the Championship, which has angered several teams from Norwich to Nottingham Forest. "They...
Hot on the heels of the news that UEFA may well order them to play games behind closed doors due to fans' sectarian chanting, Rangers were hit hit with a double blow that could well derail their Scottish Premier League chances. Long term absentees...
Scottish journalists have announced the short list for the 2010/11 player of the year. The Top 4 are Celtic's Gary Hooper and Emilio Izaguirre, Rangers' Steven Naismith and Kilmarnock's Alexei Eremenko. There is no great surprise that the major...
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