WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- A turkey pardoned President Bush today in a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, in Washington. Presidents since Truman have pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yearly in this decades-old White House traditio...
Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...
In documents recently discovered by famous New York Times reporter Stephen Glass it has been revealed that Scooter Libby was not only an Assistant to the President of the United States but also a high ranking "special consultant" of the sec...
Hollywood, Ca - Paris Hilton, today, issued a challenge to I Lewis "Scooter" Libby to face her in Fox's Celebrity Criminals' Cagematch.
While many people across the country are outraged at President Bush's commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby those in Washington blame Vice President Dick Cheney for fooling the gullible President.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Just 24 hours after receiving a Presidential pardon for his 30 month sentence imposed for perjury and obstruction of justice, Scooter Libby has "totally freaked out" and demanded the FBI gives him a bullet proof...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The whole world was shocked by Dicktatur Bush's move to free "Scooter" Libby, but the move delighted his daddy, Satan. Satan is working hard to keep President Bush from being impeached, and Libby'...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Is Independence Day, July the Fourth 2007, the day that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will unleash some of those legendary aces against the Bush Administration that hired a drive-by hitman to take him out last ye...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): District Court Judge Reggie B Walton has told the Feds that Dick Cheney is behind a series of death threats he has received just days after ordering Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald's motion that Lewis Scooter Li...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Lawyers representing convicted lying, cheating, perjuring toerag Lewis Scooter Libby have demanded that their client comes under the LASD jurisdiction of Sherrif Lee Baca and is sent to the Twin Towers' Paris Hilton Su...
Washington, D.C. - Facing 30 months in Federal prison with no chance for early parole, by statute, the fate of 'Scooter' Libby now rest at the end of a ballpoint pen and piece of parchment on the desk of President Bush to grant him a Presiden...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Perjuring, lying Bush Administration toerag Scooter Libby has asked US District Judge Reggie B Walton if he can serve his 30 months jail sentence 'in the same cell as Paris Hilton'.
Embattled Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove allegedly spiked a punch bowl with LSD at a White House gathering this afternoon, according to several reporters at the scene.
It's clear President Bush will pardon I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for his memory malfunction before leaving office in 2008; suggesting: if one has sloppy work habits; suffers from a dicey memory; has a predilection for gossip; he or she may...
Defense Attorney's in the Scooter Libby Trial answered questions as to why V.P.Chaney was not called upon to testify for the defense as Chaney is currently off in the Yukon on a hunting trip with Eskimo Rapper - "Yo Bitch Cook the Fish&quo...
The US TV series that celebrated the skills of a movie stuntman, The Fall Guywill be revived next season starring former #2 to Dick"Sureshot" Cheney.
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a bad day for perverts in the Bush Administration as Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is being hailed a superhero following the jury's guilty verdict on Vice President Dick Cheney's mendacious...
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