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Funny story: Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch. As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween. She said...

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Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley hominid is 'extinct' Ecuadorian sloth says Smithsonian

Lisa Marie Presley hominid is 'extinct' Ecuadorian sloth says Smithsonian

Washington DC - "Don't you dare call my ex-husband a sleazy hominid," the forty-something US singer-songwriter said today as pics of a Nicolas Cage-lookalike sasquatch prowling the grounds of her UK home were posted online. The reaction comes as S...

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Funny story: Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...

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Funny story: Socksquatch invades Denver home

Socksquatch invades Denver home

Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it. At 12:45...

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Funny story: Bigfoot Gets Stuck In Port-O-Potty

Bigfoot Gets Stuck In Port-O-Potty

Jefferson County, Florida - Jefferson County, Florida police today responded to reports by terrified drivers that a port-o-potty was smashing into the vehicles of early morning commuters. As it turns out the 7 am commute along Happs Rd on the so...

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Funny story: Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Day one - Dear Diary, Ahhhrrrrrrg.Lets get started. Start writing to me what I sense you because I do not know how to write. Although this is my diary, I will not be able to read it when you are done writing it either. That's right, I am illiterate, duh! You ever meet an ape that wasn't? I have never had a need for literacy til now, so although I appreciate your help with this, you'll have t...

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