You heartless bringer of pedophiliac child-molesting buggery with your 'chimney' indeed! Who are you trying to kid!?
You are the wolf in the "Little Red Riding Hood" fable taking advantage of the young like your female counterpart of the 'Wicked Witch' of the "Sleeping Beauty" yarn.
We are onto you dude! Why don't you take your mountains of mone...
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