There is terror on a terrifying scale at a Florida theme park today, after a new rollercoaster ride, packed with 100 passengers, malfunctioned, quickly went out of control, and now can't be stopped!
The 'Florida Death Ride' at the End Of The World...
Ageing drug-addled rocker Keith Richards has announced the opening of an "exhilarating theme-park ride" in his garden shed. Richards, 94, held a brief press conference this afternoon.
Tickets would be available in exchange for hard drugs, and cust...
Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.
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