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Hatch Hatches Plan

Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Funny story: Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Bo, The White House Dog has announced that he will be Resigning effective at the end of April. It's another in a string of resignations to come from the Obama Administration and was not totally unexpected. Bo,a Portuguese water dog was at the cen...

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Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has stated that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly needs to grow a pair and apologize to the American people for making her ignorant remark about jolly old St. Nick being white. The former Hannah Montana star told Hollywood Innu...

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Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

Funny story: Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

NEW YORK - Following a series of verbal blunders, Terry Snogawd has resigned his post as chancellor of the First Atheist Not-church of America amid growing protest from a large number of the group's members. "Look, not one of us has been complete...

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Pope Benedict XVI: I'm Resigning, and No, I Will Not Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI: I'm Resigning, and No, I Will Not Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

VATICAN - The Catholic world is shocked as word has just filtered out of the Vatican that Pope Benedict XVI is quitting. The pontiff is the first to step down since the middle ages, or as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree said, back when Betty White...

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Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Funny story: Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Following the announcement that Pope Benedict the XVI will step down on the 28th of February Bono the lead singer of the band U2 has said that he would like to be the next Bishop of Rome. Popes are elected by a conclave of cardinals under the age...

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President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

Funny story: President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

WASHINGTON - U.S. President Barack Obama announced Monday morning that he is resigning from the presidency effective immediately and moving to the United Kingdom. According to a White House press release, Obama has lost all hope for the country a...

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Conservative MP resigns after embarrassing incident

Tory MP Gerald McFisty of Chipping Sodbury resigned today following his public humiliation after being caught in an intimate pose at the weekend. A hotel worker opened the door to his room to find him naked except for women's underwear, a gimp ma...

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The (Garry) Cooke, The Email, The Defender, His Mother

Funny story: The (Garry) Cooke, The Email, The Defender, His Mother

Gaffe Prone CEO Garry Cook finally ends his own torture as his resignation is accepted by a reluctant Manchester City Board. Although City have certainly upped their game on the field in recent years, much has been made of the problems off the fi...

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Rebekah Brooks resigns as boss of human scum filth abattoir

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks resigns as boss of human scum filth abattoir

After days of mounting pressure, Rebekah Brooks has resigned as chief executive of the venal, pus-filled, cancerous appendage for which she had been responsible. Sounding tearful and full of remorse, she said at a press conference 'I have enjoyed...

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Scots Tory Leader Goldie To Resign

Funny story: Scots Tory Leader Goldie To Resign

Scots Tories' leader Annabel Goldie has become the third party leader to resign in the wake of the SNP's comprehensive election win last week. Goldie joined Labour's Iain Gray and the Lib Dems' Tavish Scott in announcing her resignation following...

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Shock as Entire Celtic team resign

Funny story: Shock as Entire Celtic team resign

Manager of Stalybridge Celtic, Jim Harvey, admitted his shock when he discovered that the entire team had resigned. "I was told by a text message," Harvey said in a press conference at the club's Bower Fold ground. "Chairman Rob Gorski sent it."...

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Leaked draft of Gaddfi's resignation speech

Unconfirmed sources in Tripoli have confirmed that Col Gadaffi the darling of the Libya people until last week will be standing down.He wishes to put in place before that some new laws to help the unemployed and poorer people of the country. His m...

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MP Resigns Over "Rape Seed" Remark

Funny story: MP Resigns Over "Rape Seed" Remark

Independent MP Frank Thomson has resigned from the Land and Agriculture Sub Committee after being overheard "dissing" rape seed production in the United Kingdom. Rape seed is one of the most popular crop in the country and is used in the productio...

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Resignation Shocks

Funny story: Resignation Shocks

Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...

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Satan Resigns as the Evil One

Funny story: Satan Resigns as the Evil One

Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil. "I've had it," the Lord of Darkness told Spoof repor...

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Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like to think they come to the level of a scallion, perhaps a leek. But something happened this weekend that simply forced me to come out from behind the parody. An event so seismic that I'm convinced like Jennifer Lopez's red carpet Grammy "t...

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