Piers Morgan has admitted that his best friend Gordon Brown has offered him a job in the Government. Rumours about the appointment started after the gregarious ex Daily Mirror editor talked about it incessantly on numerous TV programmes.
Minister of Looking Like A Lizard - Gordon Brown
Minister of Speaking Like A Poofter - Gordon Brown
Minister of Shiting Himself Every Time Mandy Walks Into The Room - Gordon Brown
Minister of Looking Like A Skunk And Getting Caught Stealing - Alastair Darling
Minister of Red Swine 'Flu - Hazel Bleary-Memory
Minister of Doing Everything The USA Tells You To Do - Gordon Brown
I have obtained a secretive shortlist of people & Ministerial positions offered in Mr.Brown's Cabinet.
The list only includes those that have turned down this wonderful opportunity to serve their country in a variety of positions.
Mr.David Carradine - Minister for Justice (left a note explaining)
Mr.Nick Griffin - Minister for Racial Harmony & Inclusiveness. (Injured whilst fallin...
With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.
Sources within Downing Street have indicated that Harridan Harpy is likely to receive a major promotion in the Cabinet reshuffle expected after Thursday's Local and European Elections.
Harman, who is currently in The Priory being treated for exhau...
Gordon Brown announced a cabinet reshuffle today, which was being touted as his last chance to address his waning popularity ratings.
Some of the moves had been predicted, however some other announcements which appear to be a desperate attempt to...
Continuing his cabinet reshuffle, the Prime Minister has appointed Dobbin the Donkey as Lord Chancellor.
Lord Dobbin is a very high profile donkey and has appeared alongside major stars of stage and television during his long pantomime career. Chr...
At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week.
His spokesman said:
Gordon Brown is expected to complete his ministerial reshuffle later, with New Labour's notorious Scandal Kid, Peter (watch yer arses) Mandelson, returning to the cabinet as head of the Ministry of Corruption, which is to be relocated to the Millenni...
In a remarkable move aimed at making the government more popular as it reaches the half-way stage between elections, some dramatic suggestions have come from research into the reshuffle most likely to have a positive effect.
As a result of Labour's local election disaster, Gordon Brown has taken advice from his management team and announced a major reshuffle of his cabinet.
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