An Iowa man, after learning he faced redundancy discovered that losing one job has a knock on affect, resulting in him losing three jobs in one day.
Courtney Bowersocks, 45, was told that the factory where he works, producing chocolate fireguards,...
D. Isolutioned, our resident pathetically inept Spoof ode writer, has scribbled down his forecast and advice for anyone in the UK who has been made redundant over the last three year, and the next 2 million people who will become redundant in the next three years, to read, consider, and comment on. Here it is:
You will expect your experience to hold you in good stead,
You'll soon learn no-one...
When the rumours first start, the idea of redundancy is an aggravation,
Once confirmed, those chosen begin to suffer workplace social segregation,
Slowly unavoidably affected by low esteem and cruel self-depreciation,
A half hearted look at the job situation brings great perturbation,
When you increase your efforts, and try to avoid reprobation,
To the job searching you give your be...
Starbucks, the Seattle based coffee house chain has announced it will close 600 stores and axe 12,000 staff in an effort to leave more room for milk.
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