It may be early days, but Britons are already toasting their heroes as it is proved, once again, that when it comes to spouting hour after hour of loud, interminable and annoying drivel, Britain is best.
"We've done it!", I was told by an excited...
Alan Green, the Radio 5 Live football commentator and 606 presenter, has been voted the rudest man on the airwaves.
Green frequently hosts the fans' phone-in show after games have finished, yet still hasn't learnt how to speak to people in a manner befitting a person who has been lucky enough to have landed a prize job at the BBC.
Alan conducts his show as if he, himself, is the central attr...
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