Statistics are in: any story featuring Johnny Depp with receive more readers than those without. Are the people clamoring for more Depp? Would they buy Depp t-shirts and lunchboxes and bumper stickers? If a male or a female sees a photo of Depp…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Trivia Territory Magazine is based in Los Angeles, and is owned by Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga TRIVIA FROM TRIVIA TERRITORY MAGAZINE 1. Pieces of a pre-historic iceberg were recently found in Caracas,…
A special St Patrick's Day edition of popular word quiz Countdown has been pulled off air after Channel RTE was inundated with calls from confused viewers asking what were these things called vowels that kept getting offered to contestants. "It wa…
A man who likes to voice his opinion, whether it's wanted or not, and is never short of something to say, regardless of what anyone else thinks, is quiet tonight, after becoming, according to a close friend, "lost for words". Myke Woodson, who reg…
By Dr. Ronald Thompson Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably. But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...
For years, the Conservative government in the UK has tried unsuccessfully to lower the immigration rate. Now they have a new plan to try to reduce the numbers of Johnny foreigners coming onto our sacred but mucky soil. In an effort to scare away a...
What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out: 1. Do you like to forward silly memes? A) What's a meme. B) I don't like to annoy people. C) Only if it's funny. D) Always. 2. How many Facebook friends do you have? A) 10 B) 100 C) 1,000 D) 10,000 3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet? A) I hate them. B) They are a necessary evil. C) I can't stop cl...
The most recent popular Facebook quiz decides what state people are most fit to live in the United States. What's remarkable about this quiz is that users are actually taking it to heart, picking up their belongings and hitting the road to move thei...
Plans announced this week for a swathe of new TV light entertainment programmes have boosted the numbers of volunteers for a vigilante organisation. TV Repair Man, the shadowy group pledged to ridding the TV schedules of what it describes as "moro...
Combining technology from several different applelets, Alien Apps have cracked the problem of the pub quiz. "The starting point is Siri," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "Siri can work out what kind of question it is. I didn't know what a pub...
In this issue, we bring you 'The Personality Quiz', from the Nottingham publication company Inchcock Conglomerates Ltd, of Grots End Viaduct. Work out your score using the table at the bottom of the page, and reveal your true personality. Select only one from each question. 1) Do you write with; A: Your Left handed .... B: Your Right handed .... C: Either hand .... D: I cannot...
Almost every newspaper has a section devoted to some type of quiz. Quizzes are good; they give readers an opportunity to exercise their brains. It also makes them come back for the answers if they fail in their efforts. There are many types of quizzes available. Questions that rely on general knowledge are fun but they are also far too easy to cheat. Asking a question like, What is the world's...
White faced seventies electro pop sensation, Gary Numan, out of Tubeway Army, best known for his 1979 hit single 'Are Friends Electric,' has announced that he will be forming a pub quiz team down his West Sussex local, the Android Ploughman, somewher...
TV watchdogs are today putting their foot down with a heavy hand and bringing to book Channel 4's daily word quiz, Countdown. It seems that the bird who puts the letters and numbers on the board, Rachel Riley, is causing coronaries throughout the lan...
Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid? Question 1: What is 1+1? a. 2 b. 1 c. 11 Question 2: What question am I on? a. 2 b. Question 2 c. none Question 3: What was Question 1? a. 2 b.What is 1 + 1? c. there was no question 1. Question 4: Is this the last question?...
At the end of a lot of imported American shows on Channel 5 there was a little quiz to win ten thousand pounds. Initially, these quizzes were quite popular, despite the £1 entry fee via the text number. "People used to like the quizzes," said Chan...
Our politicians often become the brunt of criticism and sometimes have abuse hurled their way. We all like to stick the knife in as they continually make us grind our teeth and shout at the television. Still, there are always people who aspire to these lofty heights and if you have ever thought about becoming a politician I have some advice for you. It is, to be sure, a fine and worthwhile career...
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