London, United Province Of Europe. - We met up with a rather dishevelled pressman who admitted he'd been out 'having a good bender for four years or so' in a bar in Soho, London. "They're coming!" he told us, somewhat overenthusiastically as he staggered from pillar to post with a demented look in his eyes. "THEY'RE COMING I TELL YOU!!!" "Who, exactly are coming?" our reporting team asked as...
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