While outwardly praising him for his positive attitude and generally excellent behavior, Matt and Jenna Smith of Bozeman, Montana, secretly think their 12-year-old son, Tyler, is super lame. "He never talks back, never makes fun of anyone, and I n...
Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.
There has been more controversy in the X-Factor this week, as it has been exclusively revealed that members of the boy-band One Direction have all reached puberty. This is set to scupper the final act's chance of winning the competition as their h...
NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. On-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who didn't even like Beiber, he kept following us everywhe...
Jimmy Somerville, the gay high-pitched vocalist with 80s band "The Communards" has announced today that his voice has finally broken. Mr Somerville, aged 48, had trouble speaking during the press conference, with his voice alternating between a h...
Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...
A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...
Justin 'Cuddly-Buns' Timberlake has revealed his hidden secret: he has a three-foot trousersnake. Pop star and all-round bad-boy type Justin admitted to teen magazine 'Just Hit Puberty' that he is the proud owner of a 36 Inch beast, w...
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