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Funny story: Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Rivals for the Democratic Party presidential candicacy in the state of Nevada were sent reeling, as He-Man of the Left Bernie Sanders delivered a mighty good kicking in their primaries. Skeletor Joe Biden screamed in pain despite coming second, as...

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Funny story: US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

In a startling reverse of policies dating from the Revolutionary period, the U.S. has suspended the constitution and instituted censorship of all satire whether written or spoken. Comedians and writers are left stunned, as much as by facing the need...

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Funny story: Clinton: Life After the Primaries

Clinton: Life After the Primaries

Many people are wondering as to what is next for Hillary Clinton now that she is no longer a candidate for President. Actually Clinton has several options available that she can pursue.

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Funny story: Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

(New York, New York) - Speaking from a podium in the city so nice they named it twice, Senator Hillary Clinton conceded the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Barack Obama last night by announcing, "I won!" This novel approach to a conc...

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Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...

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Funny story: Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Tallahassee, Florida - Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani showed up at a campaign rally in Florida, this week, wearing a Count Dracula costume, and speaking on a stage with spiderwebs, and bats hanging from the ceiling.

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Funny story: Romney Suffers from Political Amnesia During Michigan Primary

Romney Suffers from Political Amnesia During Michigan Primary

Detroit, Michigan (IPP) - Reporters have learned that Mitt Romney is so tired and exhausted from his political marathon that he has completely forgotten some of the political and historical facts from the last two years.

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Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.

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Funny story: Republican field narrows to five (or maybe 4.5)

Republican field narrows to five (or maybe 4.5)

With the first primaries just days away, it's time to take a realistic look at the options for Republican voters:...

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Funny story: Liberman Finally goes Away

Liberman Finally goes Away

Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman has withdrawn from the Democratic Presidential Primaries, citing the fact that, "that nobody really likes me." as his reason for giving up. The announcement was anticipated by most major news organizations. The on...

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