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Funny story: A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…

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Funny story: A Powerful Earthquake Hits Idaho – Reports Say That There Are Tons and Tons of Mashed Potatoes All Over The Place

A Powerful Earthquake Hits Idaho – Reports Say That There Are Tons and Tons of Mashed Potatoes All Over The Place

BOISE, Idaho – A 6.5 magnitude earthquake struck just northeast of Boise and it was felt as far off as Missoula, Montana a distance of 365.4 miles. A potato farmer Dalton Friggity said that he and his wife (Lorelei) were watching reruns of The Hou...

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Funny story: Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...

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Funny story: Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

POCATELLO, Idaho - The Idaho State Department of Food Commodities has just reported that eating potato chips can help an individual lose weight. Sharon "Cookie" Buttonbush, 52, with the ISDFC stated that research scientists have just discovered th...

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Funny story: An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

ASPEN, Colorado - The Colorado Highway Patrol is reporting that an Aspen resident recently developed what they consider to be the worst case of road rage in the history of the state of Colorado. A spokesperson for the CHP, Sergeant Cruxton Tartant...

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Funny story: The Spoof Exclusive- An Interview With Mr. Potato Head!

The Spoof Exclusive- An Interview With Mr. Potato Head!

Today we interview that star of toy stores and famed actor from the films Toy Story 1,2 and 3, Mr. Potato Head! Visiting him in his penthouse at the Farmer's Market in Manhattan he spills the beans on his illustrious life: A hearty greetings to you, Mr. Potato Head! Thank you for doing this interview with us. Where is it you are from? Illinois, but my roots are in Idaho. I have heard that y...

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Funny story: Idaho has hard time finding stockpile of potatos

Idaho has hard time finding stockpile of potatos

Boise, ID - On a day that the air was as crisp an the bacon goodness on grandma's apple pie, Idahoan's found out a disturbing piece news, all their potatoes are gone. GOP representative Raul Labrador was in Boise, ID today to speak on behalf of all...

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Funny story: Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

It has been reported by visitors of Nadine Coyle's Irish themed LA bar, that Coyle herself named ex band mate Cheryl Cole a "talentless bint."  She was apparently "stone cold sober" when she made the claim.  The singer had walked to the stage t...

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Funny story: Local Man Left Gobsmacked By Jacket Potato Flavoured Crisps

Local Man Left Gobsmacked By Jacket Potato Flavoured Crisps

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left gobsmacked at the factory where he works this week as a work colleague produced a packet of 'Jacket Potato' flavoured crisps at breaktime. The man, who we shall call Matt for the purposes of journalistic lice...

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Funny story: Gardeners' Question Time: The Venerable Bede Advises Franz Schubert

Gardeners' Question Time: The Venerable Bede Advises Franz Schubert

This week's guest gardening expert is The Father of English History and scathing Transportation and Culture Analyst THE VENERABLE BEDE Here is just a taste of some of the works that have earned The Venerable Bede the right to stand shoulder to shoulder with literary giants such as J K Rowling and James Corden: Brittania Oceani insula, cui quondam Albion nomen fuit, inter septentrionem et...

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