The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...
Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage. An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...
The market launch of 'Doner Kebab Flavour Noodle Pots by the Silver Miracle Corporation was today slammed by a coalition of kebab shop proprietors as an utter sham. Kebab shop owners, who usually charge around £3.50 for a small doner are furious t...
Anglical vicar Rv Ian Slamchild talked yerterday about how he lost his faith after eating a dodgy curry but found his faith returning two months later after eating a spicy curry pot noodle. "It's a miracle! Nothing less than a miracle!" He told r...
Oxford University - (Dumb Press): Scientists have found the clearest connection ever between congenital stupidity and regular pot noodle consumption.
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