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Funny story: Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...

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Funny story: 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage. An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...

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Funny story: Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

The market launch of 'Doner Kebab Flavour Noodle Pots by the Silver Miracle Corporation was today slammed by a coalition of kebab shop proprietors as an utter sham. Kebab shop owners, who usually charge around £3.50 for a small doner are furious t...

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Funny story: Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Anglical vicar Rv Ian Slamchild talked yerterday about how he lost his faith after eating a dodgy curry but found his faith returning two months later after eating a spicy curry pot noodle. "It's a miracle! Nothing less than a miracle!" He told r...

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Funny story: Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Oxford University - (Dumb Press): Scientists have found the clearest connection ever between congenital stupidity and regular pot noodle consumption.

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