France - A Vatican mobile lending library belonging to the Pope's Argentinian colleague Retired Cardinal Jorge Mejia, 93, has been busted in Lyon for peddling cocaine. Police say four kilos of 95% pure Colombian coke was confiscated along with hal...
Rome - The Pope's lawfully-wedded Ecuadorean wife is in talks with Vatican Garages Inc to scrap the 'downmarket' official popemobile for a rhinestone-studded Chevrolet Kodiak-based, Cadillac-badged limo 'just like the one Michelle Obama enjoys'. A...
There was rejoicing throughout the Catholic Church yesterday when it was announced that a pair of knickers belonging to the late Mother Teresa had been found in the glove box of the Popemobile. It is thought that they were left there following an...
A bizarre set of coincidences lead to one of the more unusual highlights of Pope Benedict's visit to the UK. Fortunately, no one was hurt though. As the Popemobile was approaching the junction just outside Buckingham Palace, it was met on one side...
Following the arrest of five men involved in a reported plot to harm His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI, a senior Scotland Yard security officer has spoken out in order to reassure Roman Catholics that any danger to His Holiness, the Pontiff is minimal.
London - (Pope-on-the-Ropes Mess): The cyber spreadbetting site's waggish stunt follows the release of stupendous 6/4 odds predicting the Pope will be thrown in the Tower of London following his evil Consort Queen Elizabeth's Yom Kippur death tomorro...
The Pope was left with a red face after his adapted golf cart- known as "The Popemobile," was clamped outside shops in Milan. His Holiness was out looking to buy a USB cable to fix his, "Buggered up Lexmark Printer," when he stopped on double yel...
Rome - (Ass Mess): A Rome City bailiff was unsuccessful in his attempt at trying to reposses the Popemobile today following two years of unpaid parking fines and speeding offences in the Via Dolorosa area of the Vatican City.
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