Economists have predicted that once the economy begins to tank due to high tariffs and voodoo trickle-down theories, some of the most popular investments will once more be Ponzi Schemes as investors once again look for a sure thing, with low investm...
A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...
Always alert for new financial investments, Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is rumored to be the mind behind a new investment and credit default swap system for the crisis in Ukraine. That is, the securities and investment management firm w...
Washington, DC - Americans won't have Capitalism to kick around anymore. The economic system that built the nation is calling it quits, scheduled to retire next month, when Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke steps down. In an impromptu news conference, sta...
Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu...
New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...
Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days. However, Cooke is livid that he wa...
New York - A special police task force swooped down on Wall Street this morning to arrest hundreds of investment and high-finance executives accused of defrauding and possibly destroying the world's economic system. But the cops were distracted by...
PHOENIX (PoooWatch) - According to commercial real estate mogul, Dr. Onzipay Amegay, the high-walled restroom stall is quickly becoming a rarity in the modern workplace. It's also becoming more common for executives to move out of their stalls and s*...
More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.
Attorneys for Bernard Madoff, the stock broker currently doing 150 years for running a giant Ponzi scheme, say they are ready to present his case on appeal to the Supreme Court early in June, one year to the day after he was sentenced. Madoff was...
As a part of Bernie 'I'm Special' Madoff's wifes use of their condo, these adjustments to her normal life were requested by those who had been ripped off by the wheeler-dealer. They were presented to her by Bernies judge, along with a death threat from those he screwed if she didn't comply. A - She can only shower with water on coldest setting. Must use Pine-Sol for shampooing. B - Can only...
NEW YORK, NY - Warden Samuel Norton of the Manhattan Detention Center has confirmed that Bernard Madoff has been placed in solitary confinement. According to the warden, "Mr.Madoff was caught in a position, which can only be described as two males sh...
(New York-NY) Chris Rock said, I paraphrase, "Every time I watch the news, and I see a crime being committed, I say 'Please don't let it be a brother. Please don't let it be a brother' Then, I see the footage. Damn." I feel the same way as a Jew with Bernie Madoff. Is it my age, the downside of 50? My parents weren't Survivors, but they knew Survivors. Pogrom fear? One of the first things I di...
UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam. The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bo...
London - (OMFG! Mess): A Texan tycoon's $8 billion Ponzi scam has been run from a 'few squalid North London squats' according to FBI sources. The Serious Fraud Office yesterday raided Sir Alan Stanford's 'accountants' in Enfield and found one octo...
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