CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…
In the course of discarding the rinds of a watermelon she'd chopped up for consumption throughout the rest of the week, Polly Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, almost used the COVID-19 pandemic as an excuse not to reuse a several-year-old plastic groce...
(Philadelphia, PA) Support The Ribbons, Inc. (a New York state supplier of made-in-China custom-printed magnetic ribbons) announced a new line of products specifically designed to address the needs of the true heroes of this tragic time, the Last Lin...
At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...
Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...
Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...
Washington DC: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is away in Asia being mercilessly beaten up by Chinese officials during talks about Syria, Iran, North Korea and settling territorial disputes. While the cat's away, the mice will play! The US Dep...
A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...
I try to be as environmentally sensitive as the next guy. I do turn off my lights on the beach so as not to disturb nesting turtles, I don't keep a light burning outside my house all night so as to disturb those less fortunate than me from practicing their trade of rifling cars for food money, I lower my high beams as a courtesy to approaching vehicles, and I rather fancy watching TV in the Dark.
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