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Funny story: New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors

ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...

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Funny story: Man Died Reading 'The Plague' By Albert Camus

Man Died Reading 'The Plague' By Albert Camus

Police investigating the death of a man who lived alone, say he may have been killed by a book. The man died on Thursday after being struck down by a terrible illness that produced severe and pronounced buboes on his groins, back, neck and in his...

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Funny story: Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim

Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim

Outraged medics have slammed Government claims to be screening new arrivals to the United Kingdom for Ebola Virus with seemingly pointless questionnaires about their grooming habits. The controversial form is being issued by Customs and Excise staff...

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Funny story: SARS Virus Discovered In New SARS-Flavored Cheerios

SARS Virus Discovered In New SARS-Flavored Cheerios

ATLANTA, GA - Steny Tripinski, senior spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control, has issue a new SARS alert, confirming that scientists have discovered evidence of a new SARS Virus in multiple boxes of latest breakfast cereal, 'SARS-Flavored C...

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Funny story: Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

HARFOLD, Vt. - Levaquin (levofloxacin) has been approved by the FDA for the treatment and prevention of the plague. The only problem is that the FDA's decision comes some 665 years after the new drug would've done any goddamn good. "Unless you sen...

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Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...

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Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...

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Funny story: Arkansas Town Overrun by Poop-Slinging Monkeys

Arkansas Town Overrun by Poop-Slinging Monkeys

Just when Arkansans thought it was safe to go outdoors after surviving one of the worst bird die-offs in recent history, comes news out of Beebe, Arkansas that hordes of poop-slinging monkeys have been terrorizing whole neighborhoods. "I just cain...

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Funny story: Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

An enterprising clergyman from Little Rock, Arkansas is currently working on the first ever major revision of the Living Bible in order to include the "Book of Clem" to secure a record of the recent inexplicable events which have left the State of Ar...

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Funny story: Bubonic Plague strikes down Renaissance Faire goers

Bubonic Plague strikes down Renaissance Faire goers

In the spirit of an authentic middle ages experience, rats were loosed at Ye Olde Swansea Renaissance Faire Saturday."Hear Ye, Hear Ye," the publick cryer yelled," I've got a bit of a rash on my arse!" Shortly before toppling into an oaken barrel and...

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Funny story: Killer Hemorrhoid To Strike New York City By 2015! "We're In A World Of Sh1t": Bloomberg!

Killer Hemorrhoid To Strike New York City By 2015! "We're In A World Of Sh1t": Bloomberg!

Scientists now predict that a killer hemorrhoid will strike the United States and spread around the globe in less than a year. "The hemorrhoid plague will first hit the street people in New York City it has now been determined", stated one Profess...

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Funny story: Black plague outbreaks in Northern Europe as tourists return from their "Shitty holidays in the sun"!

Black plague outbreaks in Northern Europe as tourists return from their "Shitty holidays in the sun"!

Northern European tourists returning from their holidays in Southern Europe, Asia or Africa have been hit by the deadly disease, the BLACK DEATH PLAGUE! This disease lurks on disgustingly filthy motorway toilets, public toilets in general, unhygie...

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Funny story: New Mneumonic Plague Cause for Concern in China

New Mneumonic Plague Cause for Concern in China

BEIJING, CHINA According to reports which are receiving a lot of word play, an outbreak of the virulent mnemonic plague has killed three people in Ziketan, China this week. Ziketan is a remote town in a Qinghai province which has been sealed in resp...

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Funny story: UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...

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Funny story: UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

The vast majority of the population of England is barricaded in the south today, as a seemingly unstoppable wave of poultry sweeps through the country. Similar reports are coming in from the rest of the UK- Scotland has evacuated to the Orkneys, Irel...

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Funny story: Plague of Boils strikes The Spoof

Plague of Boils strikes The Spoof

After a seemingly healthy period for website The Spoof, which had long recovered from a dreadful outbreak of bad Goody articles, a plague of Boils of almost Biblical proportions struck it this week. Boil analyst Sir Hackney P. Look said: 'One minu...

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Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...

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