A recent Dew research poll has uncovered some surprising results.
The annual Pimp Poll, in which 1,000 pimps across the country are asked their opinions on various issues, shows that pimps under the age of 35 lean Democratic and support Obamacare...
Rooney is 'fit to be tied' since he heard that a rumour was going arouind that he is 'pimp' for EPL players.
"OK Arv go' a little black book like - but wo'ever. Arm no freakin' pimp. A pimp does it for cash righ'? Well alls Arv done is pass a coupla names on to me mates like a good scouser would like.
No' a penny 'as changed 'ands so 'ow can A be called a 'pimp?
Arm tellin' me mam and...
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