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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"

Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"

NEW YORK CITY - Wendi Deng, the 42-year-old trophy wife of FOX mogul Rupert Murdoch, 80, has agreed to star in a reality show on her husband's network. The show is titled The Adventures of Leaping Dragon Lady and it will follow Wendi as she trave...

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Funny story: Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt. Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone p...

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Funny story: Pie Charts toppled from the best of the the best graphs chart

Pie Charts toppled from the best of the the best graphs chart

In a comparison of forty different kinds of graphs, the pie chart has been declared the most popular with ordinary people who don't understand graphs. "There is something visually appealing about a pie chart," said Hillman Impclub, chief statologi...

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Funny story: Eamonn Holmes Coughs Up Entire Pie Live On Air

Eamonn Holmes Coughs Up Entire Pie Live On Air

Shocked Sky News viewers were appalled to see Eamonn Holmes cough up an entire pie during this morning's 8.32am bulletin. Charlotte Hawkins had to swing her head in earnest, to make sure that she missed the Steak and Ale pie blast, although it did...

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Funny story: Patch of Gravel "To become the next Pope"

Patch of Gravel "To become the next Pope"

Secret papers uncovered from the womb of a Dutch immigrant who was stowed away in a refrigerated truck travelling to the Greek city of Argos, have described how a patch of Gravel outside 12 Warmsley Road in Hartlepool will become the next Pope. So...

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Funny story: Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...

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Funny story: Somewhere over the Rainbow and the Pie Mystery

Somewhere over the Rainbow and the Pie Mystery

An amazing 20% of people questioned about the famous song Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the Movie The Wizard of Oz think that the first line of the song lyrics are "Somewhere, over the rainbow, weigh a pie". Professional Darts Player Andy Smith...

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Funny story: Man killed in restaurant for eating pie

Man killed in restaurant for eating pie

The case for the Manchester pie killing was closed yesterday with a guilty verdict against the staff of London based 'Boobies Family Steakhouse' of killing Manchester man and pie lover Anthony Morgan after he was caught eating a pie. Mr Morgan (56...

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Funny story: Giant cream pie crushes beloved comic

Giant cream pie crushes beloved comic

Bronx, New York - Beloved comedian and television show host Soupy Sales died today, believed to have been crushed by a large cream pie that was thrown by his past friend Frank Sinatra. He was 83. Several sock puppets and the naked girl spoke at h...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Is Blackberry Fool

Gordon Ramsay Is Blackberry Fool

Top chef Gordon Ramsay proved himself a BlackBerry fool yesterday by baking a pie full of the top of the range mobile phones at his posh New York restaurant, Knob. The foul mouthed and, some say, glorified cook served up a four letter tirade over...

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Funny story: Mrs Miggins to seek Tevez compensation

Mrs Miggins to seek Tevez compensation

Mrs Miggins, a pie shop owner of the same name, is to join the ever growing list of people claiming compensation in the Tevez deal. According to the wily old crow, "Leeds United wanted to buy Dean Windass, he's a well known pie eater, but because...

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Funny story: The Dandy Piewayman

The Dandy Piewayman

Local residents were left shocked this morning when a truck delivering Holland's Pies was pie-jacked from outside a chippy in Denton, near Manchester. The delivery driver, Pete Canpie, was unloading the delivery to the Happy Dragon chippy on Bakew...

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Funny story: Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Orlando, Florida- In response to the Homeland Security Advisory status set by Secretary Michael Chernoff, Circus clowns at the Barnum and Baily/Ringling Brothers Circus were told to upgrade their pie defenses to a much higher level. Other clown...

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Funny story: Granny Sphincter's Pies win at FOODEX '09!

Granny Sphincter's Pies win at FOODEX '09!

Granny Sphincter's the hugely successful traditional apple pie maker, again scooped the top award at the NEC FOODEX '09 exhibition. Started only in 2006 by Gwyneth Snood former nursing home owner of Machynlleth, West Wales, the range has been a ru...

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Funny story: Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Hull City, like all newly promoted premier new boys can look forwards to the financial benefits of their new-found status. Even though Phil Brown has been thrifty in his purchases, picking up some real bargains, he has build up a large squad whose wa...

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Funny story: Fray Bentos and Ginsters to drop Prescott as celebrity spokesperson

Fray Bentos and Ginsters to drop Prescott as celebrity spokesperson

In a less than surprising move following the former Deputy Prime Minister's astonishing Bulimia revelations, two of the UK's leading meat pie producers, Premier Food's Fray Bentos and Ginster's Cornish Pasties, have independently deci...

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Funny story: American Pie producers announce new venture

American Pie producers announce new venture

After the great success of "American Pie" and the never-ending string of sequels, producers have announced the up coming, "Square Pie." The new movie is intended for a more "square" audience, those who are not amused by...

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