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Funny story: A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...

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Funny story: Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

A heatwave hitting Phoenix, Arizona is causing several problems and not only to humans! Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; very appropriate here), is on a chilling-down trip escaping from Brexit lunacy in the US. As soon as he lan...

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Funny story: A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine. The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he wou...

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Funny story: Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...

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Funny story: The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...

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Funny story: Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws. According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...

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Funny story: Awesome flashlights in Phoenix

Awesome flashlights in Phoenix

Another suspicious flashlight was found Wednesday night, this time outside of Phoenix Police Department headquarters. Authorities said the flashlight was turned on and lying in the middle of 7th Avenue and Washington. Police eventually determined...

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Funny story: Biblical Sized Phoenix Dust Storms were Caused by Aliens Moving Thier Base

Biblical Sized Phoenix Dust Storms were Caused by Aliens Moving Thier Base

Phoenix Arizona was recently buffeted by the biggest dust storms known to residents in recent history. Some residents are speculating that the dust storms are related to the Phoenix lights. The Phoenix lights were unexplained light seen by the...

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Funny story: The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

PHOENIX - The land of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is now also the land of Rick "The Gay CEO" Welts. Welts recently met with NBA Commissioner David Stern at a Starbucks and told him about his sexual orientation. Stern, sternly asked if he was sure. Welts replied that he was as sure as he could possibly be sure and not be deemed to be unsure. Stern shook hi...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Will Open Up Its First American Branch Office In Phoenix, Arizona

Al Qaeda Will Open Up Its First American Branch Office In Phoenix, Arizona

KABUL, Afghanistan - Osama Bin Laden, CEO of the radical sunni muslim organization has stated that he plans on opening up the very first Al Qaeda business office in the United States in Phoenix, Arizona. Bin Laden, says that after conferring with...

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Funny story: Phoenix Hoping to Become New Mecca for Metrosexuals

Phoenix Hoping to Become New Mecca for Metrosexuals

New York, NY - Now that Phoenix is ridding itself of its "melting pot of the Southwest" image, its Chamber of Commerce is doing everything it can to attract metrosexuals to their fair city-if you have to ask, you're not welcome. "We are now looking t...

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Funny story: Phoenix Heat Melts British Aeroplane

Phoenix Heat Melts British Aeroplane

PHOENIX, AZ - Officials said a Great British Airways jet had to be evacuated at a Phoenix, Arizona airport Friday as it melted in the city's extreme temperatures. Flight 288, en route to Heathrow Airport in London, had just entered the taxiway, bu...

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Funny story: The Phoenix Coyotes Are Moving To Greenland

The Phoenix Coyotes Are Moving To Greenland

PHOENIX - The Phoenix Coyotes of the National Hockey League have announced that they will be moving north, way up north to Sukkertoppen, Greenland after the 2009 season. Co-owners of the Coyotes Jerry Moyes and Wayne Gretzky are upset at the team'...

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Funny story: Mars Phoenix Lander Bakes Cake

Mars Phoenix Lander Bakes Cake

Houston TX-- NASA scientists were astonished today by a new discovery from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The little spacecraft landed at the martian north pole ten days ago. Yesterday, the lander placed a small sample of martian soil in a heated oven for...

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Funny story: Mars Phoenix Lander discovers an extremely boring world

Mars Phoenix Lander discovers an extremely boring world

After its first week of operation, the Mars Phoenix Lander has discovered nothing that we didn't already know nor anything the slightest bit interesting.

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Funny story: Walmart builds Walmart next to Walmart

Walmart builds Walmart next to Walmart

As part of their "Make the Whole World Walmart" initiative Walmart according to some analysts "flipped it's corporate lid" by plopping Phoenix store #3217 "plumb next to" Phoenix store #3216. Store #3216's manage...

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