London - (Rotters): Alarmed at the plunging sales figures of her radioactivity neutralising Kabbalah water, 1980s pop diva Maddona has taken one more precarious step in the path of gross self-mortifiation by telling the world she wants to be remember...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.