PFfizer (or however you spell it) has put vaccines in gum! For all those bratty kids and their suspicious parents who don’t want to take their medicine … who doesn’t love a stick of gum? This gum is different, however. It sticks so well, that you…
Led by the US, global administrators are reaching new heights of vaccine development. Nevertheless, public skepticism has been growing as the pandemic continues, although establishment politicians and media consider this resistance “entirely unrea…
"It's a no-brainer. Who wouldn't want to sell all the ingredients for the after-party? Viagra for that long lasting erection, along with Sensodyne for oral health, and Chapstick to moisten those dry, cracked lips. We also do Panadol for the hangover,...
A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...
A new drug has been developed to combat what its manufacturers' claim is an increasing rise in what it calls "conspiracy theory syndrome". We went along to F.U. Pharamceuticals in Baltimore to interview leading research scientist there Dr. Hugh.B.Still. I asked the doctor: "Do you believe there is a need for this drug?" "Our research shows that the need is overwhelming. We see the syndrom...
DES MOINES- A study from the University of Des Moines was conducted recently to learn about the true effects of Ritalin on children and teens. One student by the same of Harry Christiansen hypothesized that Ritalin works only because of the Placebo E...
It has finally happened, and we knew it would The APA, American Pharmaceutical Association, revealed today that "Pills Are Us," a pharmaceutical company in Southbend, Oregon, which is just South of Bend, Oregon, after seven years of exhaustive res...
A pharmaceutical giant has announced it will use Hank Williams Jr. as the name of their next drug medication on their list of narcotic experiments. Since the inception of the company, the only other health care product that came close to sounding...
Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...
Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...
Paris, France - Dr. Tod S. Quishit of the Swiss Palaxo-Kime pharmaceutical company made a stunning announcement at the annual Paris Hypertension conference yesterday. Palaxo-Kime has just published a study showing that current blood pressure cuf...
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Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...
A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...
LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...
Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug. Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to ma...
Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...
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