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Funny story: Rabbit Isn't Looking Very Well

Rabbit Isn't Looking Very Well

A pet rabbit that gave birth to four baby rabbits a few months ago, but then had the misfortune to have all four of the kittens die on her, is looking not particularly well this morning, and may be coming down with something. The story of the birt...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...

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Funny story: Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Parrotman's Parrots Think He Is A Right Knobhead

Ted Parrotman, the man who changed his name and his appearance because he so much wanted to resemble his pet parrots, may have impressed a lot of people, but not the parrots themselves. They have nothing good to say about him whatsoever. For pe...

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Funny story: Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

Parrotman Has Started To Squawk Like A Parrot

A man who, over a period of several years, underwent 'extreme body modification' in order to physically resemble his parrots, has now started to squawk like one. Ted Richards of Hartcliffe in Bristol, who subsequently changed his name to Ted Parro...

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Funny story: Man's Family Acquires Rabbit

Man's Family Acquires Rabbit

Rabbits are lovely, although a bit dimwitted, creatures, and don't always make the best pets due to their lack of interaction with their owners, but one family is celebrating their good fortune this evening after being presented with one of the lovab...

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Funny story: Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

At a recent workplace luncheon, Ellen Harding of Charleston, South Carolina, lambasted her colleagues for their hypocrisy in chowing down on hot chicken and burgers while insisting how much they loved their pets. An omnivore herself, Ellen claimed th...

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Funny story: Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around

Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around

After losing her beloved feline companion of over twelve years, Sammy, Melanie Meadows of New York City could scarcely stem the tide of tears that threatened to surge from her eyes at any given moment, but soon learned, to her relief, that unpleasant...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Takes a Licking from Relentless Black Cat

Nashville Woman Takes a Licking from Relentless Black Cat

Melanie Meadows of Nashville, Tennessee, recently took a licking from a relentless black cat named Sammy. "He was unstoppable," said Meadows of the panther-like feline who slunk up unnoticed as she stepped out of the shower early one morning. "And...

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Funny story: Missing Dog Flyer Goes Completely Ignored

Missing Dog Flyer Goes Completely Ignored

When 8 year old Timmy Hutchins posted a flyer of his missing dog, a wiry-haired Border Terrier by the name of Bandit, he was filled with hope that his best friend would eventually return to him. Six weeks and three days later, the flyer that hangs fr...

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Funny story: Laughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”

Laughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”

Good-humored hog Hank Daniel of Nashville, Tennessee, a lover of a raucous, in-your-face comedy who prides himself on being able to both dish it out and take it, was intrigued when he learned of a pig “roast” to be held the following Saturday afterno...

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Funny story: New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...

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Funny story: Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

A turkey that was flown by its owner on an inland US flight has broken the seatbelt law and now will face a financial penalty and eventual life-long ban flying (Can they fly?). The turkey was allocated a window seat but, during the flight, refused to...

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Funny story: German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies jumped out an open window, ran six blocks, and threw...

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Funny story: 4 Million Pets Voted Illegally According To ASPCA

4 Million Pets Voted Illegally According To ASPCA

One of the largest cases of voter fraud in the history of the US has unraveled after an election worker discovered that a dog was registered to vote in his district in the 2016 elections. The scheme came to light when Swen Hootman, an election vol...

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Funny story: Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

As the market for iPhones becomes saturated, Apple is attempting to tap into another niche market by rolling out reinforced iPhones and iPads for pets. Mike Bursa of team Apple gave a demo and talk at an unveiling party in Palo Alto, CA. Only a fe...

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Funny story: The Sewage and the Sorrow

The Sewage and the Sorrow

Bulging and bellicose, Masha Krause is a bit of a curiosity in the town of Statesville N.C. As an amateur bodybuilder she has made a lonely niche for herself among the more reserved and conventional residents. Last summer things got ugly for Masha as an ongoing feud she'd had with her neighbors reached it's tipping point. It all started on the somber autumn day of October 14th last year. "Hog...

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