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Funny story: England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...

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Funny story: Pro-Brexit petition reaches 3 signatures

Pro-Brexit petition reaches 3 signatures

An online government petition for the UK to leave the EU immediately has received only 3 signatures so far, after it was well-publicised in national media. In contrast, a petition to revoke article 50 and remain in the EU has received over 4 million...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...

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Funny story: INS: Bieber to be Deported

INS: Bieber to be Deported

After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles. The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...

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Funny story: Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one who loves being in the national spotlight more than Reverend Al Sharpton, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Reverend Al, as Vice-President Biden likes to refer to him, recently...

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Funny story: The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

DETROIT - The petition to deport the highly troubled Justin Bieber back to Canada has reached over 105,000 signatures. Once a petition garners 100,000 signatures the president of the United States has to make a decision regarding the petition.

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Funny story: Local 4th Grader Circulates Petition to Decriminalize Peanut Butter Possession

Local 4th Grader Circulates Petition to Decriminalize Peanut Butter Possession

Thomas Bonnie, a 4th grade student at Westside Elementary School in Decatur, IL, has started a petition to decriminalize possession of peanut butter and related products. Bonnie, who has been caught twice already this school year with peanut pro...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Votes To Prohibit Sex Toys

Wisconsin Votes To Prohibit Sex Toys

MADISON, Wisconsin - The state known as The Cheese State has just announced that it has just acted on a petition that has been signed by tens of thousands of Wisconsinites. State Senator Bindy Gladys Fogmund, [R-Milwaukee] noted that a vast majori...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

NEW YORK CITY - Well, the man who claims that his television reality show Celebrity Apprentice is the greatest show since the TV western Gunsmoke is presently foaming at the mouth. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, Donald Trump, 66, is as angry...

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Funny story: Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

In response to an e-petition calling for Career Advisers in Schools to be saved, the government has pledged £1.2 million to be invested over the next three years. A confidential source close to the Prime Minister said: "The government relies on C...

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Funny story: Actors Unite To Oppose Cuts

Actors Unite To Oppose Cuts

Leading British actors have got together to protest against the latest round of Arts Council cuts. Sir Patrick Stewart and Samuel West were amongst the large number of artists who handed a petition in to Downing Street requesting a summit of inter...

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