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Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Looks like Justin is trying to get his name in the newspapers and on the internet on a daily basis. This last one (for now) is back home in Canada. Serves them right for sending the punk out on the rest of us. Bieber's reputation for violence a...

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Funny story: Louie Spence And David Hasselhoff Panto "Pile Of Crap" Say Experts

Louie Spence And David Hasselhoff Panto "Pile Of Crap" Say Experts

Mincing TV dance "star" Louie Spence has been given a resounding thumbs-down by panto reviewers. The choreographer and 'TV personality,' who emerged from Sky's fly-on-the-wall series Pineapple Dance Studios, is appearing in Peter Pan at the Wimble...

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Funny story: Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

It's true. Peter Pan and Robin Hood were as queer as a nine bob note. When you think about it, the tights were a real give away, plus Robin Hood hung around with a number of other guys who wore tights, and were also gay, except for Friar Tuck and...

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Funny story: Another Darling Takes a Flying Leap with Peter Pan!

Another Darling Takes a Flying Leap with Peter Pan!

Alistar Darling sounded like he was high on pixie dust as he tried to tell the British people that they could bring the dead tinker of an economy back to life by wishing it so! "OK boys and girls...if we all close our eyes and wish real hard reci...

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Funny story: Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.

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Funny story: Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Heather Mills was the first "hook" for the show, but ABC recently decided that one hook wasn't enough.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

In a follow up story to the revelation that Britney Spears bizarre behavior could be due to having consumed contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter, sources have learned that the empty jars left in the rehab center were retrieved by a maid and put up fo...

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Funny story: What's Gotten Into Britney Spears? Peter Pan Peanut Butter

What's Gotten Into Britney Spears? Peter Pan Peanut Butter

There may be a simple explanation for the latest in a series of bizarre incidents involving Britney Spears. During her 24 hour stint in rehab in Antigua, the Pop Princess indulged in one of her lesser known vices: Peter Pan peanut butter.

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Funny story: Peter Pan found Dead!

Peter Pan found Dead!

Shock waves went through fairy tale land yesterday when Peter Pan was found dead outside his home in Neverland. The former childhood hero, who had been deep into financial bankruptcy since he sold the rights of his life story to Disney in 1953, wa...

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