The pen is still mightier than the sword, as displayed by King Chuck (thank you for that name, it makes comedy so much easier), who is already having a terrible time related to pens. First, the ink pot that refused to move itself when he was about…
Gary Johnson has lost his favourite pen. He wants everyone on his blog to know he has lost his favourite pen. Have you seen Gary’s favourite pen? Tell us about it, Gary. ‘I have lost my favourite pen. I know, it is tragic. I just can’t write witho…
A gay author is celebrating tonight after winning first prize in a prestigious short story contest, the prize for which was an extraordinarily outsized stationery set. The writer, Larry Sabu, 20, claimed the fantastic prize with his first-time ent...
Police in Lytham St Annes are hunting the renowned pen Thief Arthur Garlic, who is believed to be at large in the Fylde area. Detective Inspector Phil Inns of the Fylde constabulary, wants the public to help. "Mr Garlic is a person of particula...
Once a necessity in every household, recent studies have revealed that fewer than 1 in 25 homes today have a writing instrument and tablet available to write things down. Gone are the the days of to-do lists, which have been replaced by the much m...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong'il presented a letter he had written to the United Nations today announcing that "reprocessing of spent fuel rods is at its final phase and extracted plutonium is being weaponized." Addressing the state-run press,...
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