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Funny story: Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!

Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!

The Prime Minister said today he is determined to have Britain opt out from a new EU Health and Safety law passed in Brussels last week. As it reads, the new law would mean that as from the first day of April this year any person on his or her way ou...

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Funny story: Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Cheers turned to tears after a series of 'accidents' on the A58 near Halifax - all involving the same pedestrian. Brad Lee Bruzed was well-known in the area as a prolific jay-walker. According to friends and relatives he was attempting to beat th...

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Funny story: Transport Minister attacks pedestrians

Transport Minister attacks pedestrians

Newly appointed Transport Minister, Justine Greening, has some radical new plans for Transport in the future. "It is unfair that certain sections of the community think it is acceptable to travel around this country for free, without insurance or...

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Funny story: Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Britain's pedestrians were said to be 'afraid to leave their homes' today as reports emerged of a Lancashire man slipping on a discarded banana skin and falling comically to the ground. Alan Simpkin was enjoying a breezy autumnal stroll with his d...

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Funny story: Nation's Slow Told To Walk On The Right

Nation's Slow Told To Walk On The Right

Washington, DC: In a public announcement form, television and radio programs were interupted yesterday and given the order that the nation's slow should keep to the right. "This should be a great help in jammed up Wal-Marts and grocery type store...

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Funny story: Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.

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