A new international organization, "Worldwide Wolfowitz Watchers", organized through the World Wide Web, has been monitoring the activities of the notorious Neocon, Paul Wolfowitz, who on January 25th, re-emerged as George Bush's choice...
District of Columbia (Scars and Tripes) - It began quietly enough last week when the Dalai Lama was presented the prestigious Congressional Gold Medal for his many years of selfless work with Tibetan llamas.
Somewhere Orbiting Earth - The completion of Paul Wolfowitz's Deathstar has now shifted six weeks to the right -- far behind schedule -- due to a dispute between competing longshoremen's unions. The heated dispute between the International L...
World Bank Headquarters (Washington Post) - In a surprise move timed to coincide with a rare overseas trip by President Bush, outgoing World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz announced that his Deathstar will be fully functional in exactly one week. Wol...
As Paul Wolfowitz prepares to step down as the head of the World Bank, which is responsible for providing finance and advice to countries for the purposes of economic development and eliminating poverty, he is considering the following career options:...
London - (Ass Mess): Speaking to the BBC today Nobel prize winner and former senior vice-president/chief economist at the World Bank Joe Stiglitz said he felt confident that Tony Blair would now be offered Paul Wolfowitz's CEO post at the World B...
WASHINGTON (AP) - Although Paul Wolfowitz has finally resigned as World Bank president over his graft and corruption, a new battle looms as the United States seeks to replace him with another neoconservative sleazebag poodle for the institution.
Paul Wolfowitz, the outgoing president of the World Bank, announced today that bounce protection for the United States is being suspended immediately.
Belgium - Paul Wolfowitz had to give up his presidency of the World Bank, but he is not a quitter. He has decided to work his way up by starting at the bottom, taking a job at the World Bank as a Bank teller.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): As he wakes to the dulcet tones of the DC dawn chorus in the palatial comfort zone of his White House hospitality suite UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is confident his host George Bush has managed to talk World Bank nepoti...
Media report after report reported that World Bank president, Mr. Wolfowitz wanted the Board to share blame for controversy over salary raise for his girlfriend. Robert Bennett, his attorney, stated "Mr. Wolfowitz will not leave under a cloud&...
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A World Bank committee has found that its President Paul Wolfowitz repeatedly violated the men and women of the World Bank, thereby breaking its rules and ethics. Although it was Wolfowitz's blatant promotion of his mistress and...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is flying to see George Bush tonight ahead of reports confirming he is all set to pack his bags and move to the US as GOP paymasters urge the President to dump ratings-disaster Paul Wolfowitz fr...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Although support for World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz in Europe and in the US Congress no longer exists, George Bush continues to support his appointee.
Brussels - In A surprise announcement today, Paul D. Wolfowitz offered to step down from his post at the World Bank, because he has gotten a much more lucrative offer to be the host of a new TV show: "Let's Make a Deal".
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Beleaguered World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz has defended himself, pointing out that his personal graft and corruption with his girlfriend "is nothing compared to what the World Bank does to the world."...
London - (Ass Mess): If the cops don't nab him on cash-for-honors treason charges when the Queen gets back from the USA next week Tony Blair is all set to resign and move to the White House where a new consultancy awaits for him spreading democra...
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