San Ramon - "You mean as in, er, 'With Concrete?' maybe?" bemused Big Oil sources quipped tonight as Chevron top brass reviewed the scalps Fitzie's notched up fighting organized crime in the last 30 years. This weekend the awesome former US Attor...
Chicago, Illinois - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The FBI has downgraded the notorious Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club to also-ran status after fabled US state prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald nailed Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich yesterday on multiple ch...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Is Independence Day, July the Fourth 2007, the day that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will unleash some of those legendary aces against the Bush Administration that hired a drive-by hitman to take him out last ye...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Scooter Libby justice perversion trial's Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald has slammed those who commit perjury "when they raise their hand and take an oath in a judicial proceeding or traditional Presidential swe...
Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
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