Are you a goer, Boris? You know, a goer – do you go – errrrrgh! Boris is out of the political realm now, but still I am haunted by Partygate. Why? It itches and tingles at my brain. I ask: Why did so many other leaders and other politicians of…
Having said some nonsense about some things, the Conservative Party will shortly be announcing a kill all Kittens policy. ‘It has come to our attention' said Conservative Bod Evil O’Shay ‘that people like Kittens, so like all of the nice things in…
This morning, Prime Minister Boris Johnson made his daily apology to the country for the twentieth day in a row. "I'm really sorry," he said. "Honestly, I really am this time. I promise it won't happen again, at least for another twenty four hours."…
The Prime Minister today denied that anyone in 10 Downing Street had been fined by the police over COVID rules. He said he was certain that no offences had been committed, despite the police announcing that fines had been issued. During a press confe…
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