Please don’t. I was in a bad mood, and didn’t feel like chatting. “No clue, I haven’t seen it yet.” “Well, I did, a few days ago," he said while changing lanes. “Don’t tell anyone, but I downloaded this movie from a torrent. Disappointing qual...
A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality. Dr. Fortescue-S...
A rare Brainworm which lived in man's brain for four years has been found by scientists. The man had thought he had a migraine following a Star Trek Movie where a parasite was introduced into someone to make them compliant with the commands of a dera...
(LSM) - Ziggy, a leopard from Omaha Nebraska, was seriously injured today after he accidentally wandered into a daycare and was mauled by several toddlers. Witnesses say the leopard - seemingly unaware of the danger - tried to lick one of the childre...
With the news that RBS bankers are to get £950m in bonuses despite making a £1.1bn loss and costing the country hundreds of millions in cutbacks as the country props it up, it was revealed today that the bank is is in fact run by complete lucky basta...
Alien Brain Beetles have been found in the middle of a dead banker's brain. No one knows how they killed the banker but they are thought to be responsible for his greedy behaviour and insensitivity to poor people, just before he died. Similar bra...
Scientists in Oxford today announced the discovery of new forms of human parasites, the Primi Ministeriae, and began reseaching effective pesticides to get rid of them. 'The parasites were spotted in West London', parasitologist Dr Jeckyll Wormta...
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