Following the recent collapse of his Artisan Coat-Hanger making business successful business-man Tarquin Smythe Brassington Heckingthump III from Chutney on the Fritz has started up his own Artisan paper-clip making business instead. 'Well, what i...
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
In a surprise new product announcement Apple has launched their latest innovation and it's phenomenal. The IPaper looks like a newspaper, feels like one, folds like one, it is a newspaper. Made with a new plastic product that combines technol...
The U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) has audited the use of computer image and hard disk technologies, for the purpose of archiving all government documents, and concluded computer technical stuff does not sufficiently protect the governme...
Once a necessity in every household, recent studies have revealed that fewer than 1 in 25 homes today have a writing instrument and tablet available to write things down. Gone are the the days of to-do lists, which have been replaced by the much m...
Washington [UPI] - A sudden increase in the number of paper cuts sustained by harried administrative staff in national parks has prompted President Obama to ask Treasury to earmark 1 billion dollars in emergency federal funding to, as the President p...
Material sent out by candidates and officials in September's Council polls was enough to fill up two Parks and one forest with trees, according to a concern group study. Dog owners Acting for People and the Environment said 551 tonnes of paper we...
The new Ministry of Paperworks, MOPS, was launched at a glittering ceremony in Whitehall where journalists had to fill in credit references, criminal record checks and health and safety records, in tripiclate, and with three forms of ID, one photogr...
The inaccuracies and mischievous half-truths in the 'Paper of Record' article illustrate the impossible position of a person who has been misrepresented, writes Sister Breathless Sobriny. A friend of mine rang me after reading Maddeby Ruination's column of December 20th, 2007. "Congratulations," he said sardonically. "I see that the 'paper of record' has not only allowed Francie Plane to p...
BBC 5 - Niche market for Agrophobics bored of their wall-paper...
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10. Needs more time to learn to speak extempore and without a European accent. 9. Did not want to become the head of third-world country. 8. Did not understand the President when he asked, "Would you like to avoid controversy and let somebody else in your party become Prime Minister?," in HINDI and she simply replied, "Yes." 7. Could not find a replacement to manage the Rajiv Gandhi Found...
(Blakeslee, PA) Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods, a band briefly famous for its 1974 hit, "Billy, Don't Be A Hero", has gone on record as describing president George W. Bush as "dumb".
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