The death in his cell of suspected sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, has had no visible effect whatsoever, on the affairs of Prince Andrew, it has been reported. Financier Epstein was being held in prison for offences he was alleged to have commit...
Channel Cinco have announced that they are to release a novel reality show which will have a similar concept to the jungle-based 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', which is currently broadcast by rival channel, ITV. The Channel Cinco show, wit...
Disgraced Australian celebrity Rolf Harris had his various awards stripped from him while he is in jail. The extensive collection of plaudits conferred on Harris by the Oz government were all rescinded yesterday. Speaking to one of our reporters v...
Pensioner Pope Benedict XVI de-frocked 500 priests while in office, Vatican sources admitted. Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi initially said the AP report was rubbish. The latest statistics reveal the number of priests defrocked in 2011 and 20...
A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...
A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source. Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...
Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat. Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot to drive around in public dressed as the Pope in...
A sick paedophile has today been accused of the horrific rape and murder of 130 children. The man in question, aged 35 from Hamelin, is said to have lured the children aged 8 and under away from their homes by the use of a supposed "magic pipe."...
School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...
Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...
There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl. Venables...
Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests. The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex with minors...
Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week. The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...
Further demonstrating their lack of a grasp on reality, a family court ruled yesterday that nursery nurse Diana Taken should be awarded sole custody of her 6 year old son, Stephen. Ms Taken was convicted last week at the Old Bailey of sexually ab...
Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...
Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure. This reporter has tirelessly pe...
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