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Funny story: McDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets

McDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The biggest fast food restaurant in the entire world has just informed the eating public that they are getting ready to introduce their lates menu item. Mickey D’s spokeswoman Bodega Trixweather, 38, said that after 8 mo…

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Funny story: IS jihadis grooming flock of Mongolian ostriches for bomb vest attacks

IS jihadis grooming flock of Mongolian ostriches for bomb vest attacks

Syrian Border, Middle East - The renegades' drone program took a sinister twist today after a heavily kitted out ostrich was captured by Iraqi farces complete with bomb vest, surveillance camera and GPS tracker ahead of a covert suicide mission.

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Funny story: Hippo trapped in swimming pool was South African Olympic swimmer!

Hippo trapped in swimming pool was South African Olympic swimmer!

A hippo, trapped in a swimming pool in South Africa was actually their secret weapon for the Olympics! Unfortunately it got trapped before the Olympics begun and the South African authorities just could not remove the poor thing in time! The hippo...

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Funny story: Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Thousands of anxious parents are awaiting news concerning the fate of the 56,735 children who were secretly barbecued by the ostrich community in Southern Russia after their UFO crash landed on June 18th. The ostriches, who obviously knew their Lo...

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Funny story: 3 Years Late and Overbudget 'El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días' Nears Completion

3 Years Late and Overbudget 'El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días' Nears Completion

(Somewhere in Siberia) - While production continues on the movie that is being called the "Ishtar" of it's day, speculation is already abuzz regarding a sequel. Despite a grueling shooting schedule, Montezuma's revenge and multiple food poisonings...

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Funny story: First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done. The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...

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Funny story: Nature Poem

Nature Poem

The Ostrich that keeps...

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Funny story: Peter Egan attacked by Ostrich

Peter Egan attacked by Ostrich

One of the United Kingdom's finest character actors was shocked yesterday after having been viciously savaged by a large ostrich and left with a singed ear.

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Funny story: El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días

El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días

Estados Unidos (El Sol de Tijuana) - Futbol y nacimiento buenos dias pescado. Con cerveza locales la American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) gracias de nada hombre. El Congreso liquado con huevo noticia manifestaciones los antiinmigrantes ilegal.

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